Hilarious

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Hilarious
1. A young woman to coax children to sleep at night,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and your grandfather,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the children do not want to go, the young woman said: you do not go I can go.
Grandpa in the next Stern, said: teach children to be honest, you can not coax both children and deceive the elderly.
2. some little boy together a few dollars to buy toys, but I do not know what to buy, one of the proposals said: buy sanitary napkins it!
The public understand, ask why? The boy said, I'm not sure, but television that has it,
Can mountain climbing, skiing, playing, skating, and happy not worry.
3. For a hen lays a domed stadium, and journalists came to interview. Hen shy silence, had an interview with the cock.
Cock sleeves rolled up, this thing I currently do not comment, other to say God caught the bird ostrich!
4. A man mistakenly swallowed the mouth of the false eye, the last card to get it out the anus to the hospital, the doctor fainted after seeing the spot,
After waking up, said: I saw a lifetime of asshole, asshole did not expect the final to be looked ... ...
5. Village one night drunk. Stumbled home, accidentally entered the wrong pen. Next to the sows to lie down,
\Having touched a dig: \
6. Henan Henan baby asked Mom: ABCDEFG gnaw sentence? Henan Mom: A Yeah, that child B, C family?
Standing barefoot on the D,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], EF not to wear, GG also exposed! Haha
7. There shall come out to feed the wolf, and heard a woman in the lessons children, said: cry cry wolf'll throw you out Hey!
Results wolf night, said: Damn! This does not count the old ladies say ah!
8. One always put loud fart in the office,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], my colleagues could not help saying: you can not help but speak out?
Then we see him sitting there rocking to and fro shook, ask: What for? Replied: I tune into the vibration.
9. A woman selling eggs at night on the street, suddenly jump out of a man, want to line up the women's bravery misconduct ~ ~ ~ ~
The results of a man or succeeded Bi ~ ~ matter, women who get up and patted the gray:
\10. A man shopping for urinary urgency in the corner, the old lady saw it said: a fine of anywhere urine Wu Yuan.
The man said:? That I urinate, I took a look can not I?

11. a woman in the restroom, a drink and mistakenly drunk and hear buzzing sound of urine, and quickly said: Do not fall down, I really do not drink it!
Female scared, did not dare to urine, wait any longer, put a ass, a drunkard, said: Fuck! How they open a bottle!
12. A priest's car to catch the nuns, priests,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], nuns could not help but reach out and touch the snow-white thighs, Teresa asked:
Father, you remember what the Bible says 129 it? Father blush quickly close hand,
After church, the Bible can not wait to turn back to 129, see above wrote: a little deeper, you will get endless glory,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!
Father shouted: God, how many will lose business unfamiliar opportunity! Comrades, want to learn the business it!
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