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with typical college barswe pick one and start the night.
Not ten minutes laterthree girls walk in-two are attractiveone is fat.
My cousin tells me that one of them has been sweating him for
months. Which one? "The fat one."
I immediately walk over and point out my cousin to Fattyand she almost
knocks me and a random girl over to get to him and give him a
hug. He gives me a look ofI fucking hate you
and hope you
immediately die an agonizing death.
The rest of the night saw two dramas play out simultaneously: While my
cousin tried to fend off the obvious and painful advances of Fattyon my
side the two attractive girls were battling to decide which one was going
to hook up with me. It wasn't that I was so incredibly charming. The 1st
Law of Scarcity was at work; two of them plus one of me equals my
desirability increasing substantially. It was awesome. They were being
catty bitches to each othereach one trying to monopolize my attention
and push the other one out. It was like a bad episode of Elimidate.
ApparentlyI didn't have much of a say in the matterbut I was rooting
for the short girl; she had the better faceand seemed somewhat
intelligent.
My cousin saw what was going onknew I liked the s [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]yilai:
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