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eep and
pretended nothing was wrong. It's not my dogplus she'll see the poop in
the morning.
She got up an hour later maybeand stepped in the same shit I did.
Lindsay "OH TUCKER! You shit on the floor! Why did you do this?"
Tucker "He's probably jealous that he doesn't get to sleep in your bed
tonight."
Lindsay "You never poop in the house [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! What happened?"
[she turned the lights on]
Tucker "How did he leave that huge shit streak on the floor? That is
like two feet long." Lindsay "OH MY GOD-how did you do that? LOOK
AT THE FLOOR [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! BAD DOG [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! BAD!"
Tucker crawled up to herand gave her a few vomit-flavored licks in
the face. Lindsay "OKI forgive you. But you are still a bad bad dog."
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Postscript
The next day I got this email from her:
I was being a good hostess because you're from out of town-but
that is the drunkest I've ever been in my life so I'm not counting anything
that happened last night.
Do I even need to translate that from GameSpeak to English?
She didn't find the vomitand of course I didn't tell her about itso we
ended up going out the next night.
Tucker "Sowas it fun cleaning up all that crap?"
Lindsay "UH! What a mess. I had to buy all these cleaning supplies at
Walgreyilai:
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