Revisit the classic absolute joke laugh cramps

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1 a man going to the toilet, had just closed the door, heard next door Q: You coming? He said: yes ah. Can be thought that next door Who is it? I know him? Strange! At this time next asked: are you doing ah? He was very angry and said: ah shit! To be doing this? ! Next door asked, when do you go? He thought: This man is estimated that there are crazy! He said the chagrin: left was finished! ,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! At this time next asked: Which would you come here for a moment, shall we? This person was surprised: CAO! Turned out to be gay! He cursed: You TMD die, perverted! Next door said: Well, hang it, one will give you back here next to me a silly B! TMD old incumbent on me then! !
2 and a daughter through the night, suddenly saw a man came up to her with open arms, do embrace the like, is the front foot. Man fell to the ground crying, said: are the third block, and I bother anyone with pieces of glass so hard to go home to it?
3 Ge to the toilet once, Ge You ask a friend to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a large piece of wet pants. Friends: how wet your pants now? Ge: Since I became famous after the regular way. Friends: frequently? Ge: not! Is often sprinkled with the person next to suddenly turn the urine shouted: \PART1: a married couple, guess the food name, his wife gestures husband guess. Out on the big screen, \Husband appears to be anxious, and blurted out: \. . . .
5 money a bus home, found the wallet on the train without a dollar Ling Chao, a hurry, then pulled out a ten-dollar big ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced that useless, it will discuss with the driver, can not let my door, and the next passenger to be dropped into the slot of the money in his pocket? Drivers agreed.
car quickly drove to the next stop,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I blocked the door, on the first passenger said: \Chou Chou the other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the law, and soon received eight of a dollar. Then came a big fellow, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily: \\cried: \I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said: \I fire, I said, you said I'm not, I took out to give you see, girls laughing, and there is one of the most cattle, say, you dig ah.
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7 Today is my birthday, my girlfriend called early to go home that night to congratulate the birthday for me, but also To bring me surprises! heard the good news! up my work today is to buy extra power to run about a dozen customers! back to the company. all three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a miserable one dish a soup, three bean Rouchao (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. no way, run a morning customers, the stomach has long been called the cuckoo, and had to a large plate of beans and a three Rouchao large pan of carrot soup, eat up! did not expect the temporary work, and my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! - began a violent piston! Suddenly, a Unit of oncoming rush of gas from my rushed out of the body! I quickly rushed to the place where no one, his stomach began to sing softly, or embarrassed, but quickly becomes a barrage of puff do ring! good belly up it! and is this time, but his girlfriend called and said she had got home and told me to hurry home. Alas! no option but to go home, I hope she will not be embarrassed to see me like this piece of it! ... ... On the way home I deliberately put efforts a lot of fart. nearing home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think what should not be a problem. much to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She shouted that , \\Suddenly, I felt want to fart. precisely in this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. This incorrigible my life! I find the excuse that too chaotic to allow her to another room to answer the phone! she I could not be opened non-cloth blindfolded, but I swear! go to another room after the line. she left, I seize the opportunity to move the body weight of one leg to fart put out. This Pifang may not sound great, and smells like a rotten egg odor emitted. I can not breathe, so I touched the cushion, straining to around violently in an attempt to fan out the unpleasant odor. I just feel better in a little, another fart again. I began to put up your leg! it sounds like a fast rotation of diesel engine sounds, and this time even more unpleasant smell . In order not to suffocate me with his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell dissipated as soon as possible. and is about to return to normal in all the time, another fart and can not wait to punch coming. So I stood up , bent over backwards to stick up the ass! put it out. Pifang may truly be called the first-class, even the newspapers have been blown behind to the ground ..... I listened to another voice chat room girlfriend, because the promise to abide do not peek, I do not open the eye, can only be placed fart in the dark constantly, in order to quickly put all the exhaust gas in the stomach, not to change the room more stink! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers faded to the lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, almost the whole ass out into the balcony, going crazy The sensational fart to ... ..., ah! better around! after dancing I mess with cushions Full House fan, pray that shares the stench can Sign dispersed ... ..., and thus, in the next ten minutes or less I stood side fart constantly, while constantly violently cushion, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better now! I quickly fastened pants, finishing her hair, began gracefully, smiled, waiting for me to give me her dear surprise. When she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of gentle look. girlfriend for the first She gave the phone to me so long to apologize, and then asked me if I had secretly opened a cloth. I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl on the cloth in my eyes, and I said, \Today my girlfriend took them to not let me see you, they say you in the photo on the very gracious, handsome man long,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]! Here! You see, at the table in these five units of the good are my sisters, and I'm standing on the balcony of that six are best friends at school! \birthday party. Now, they are every face with an unspeakable expression of looked at me, like that of the Martian ... ... ... ... ... ...
8 dog and a greedy jumped onto the table in search of food, found a chicken, he tried to eat, the owner suddenly exclaimed: If you dare to the chicken how, I told you how to! So the next chicken ass licking dog.
9 female colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday, by bus, car wearing a very brilliant young woman. passed a satyr, standing behind her, back and forth, and her physical contact. woman was furious, shouted back : you squeeze a J8 ah!! this time the car quiet, boring after a few seconds, the color was the answer: 1 J8. when the car laughing. our colleagues say that's a few boys go and the thought of busy girl, but also music to die, then a station to get off that pervert.
10 stomach suddenly felt a pain when shopping, so you can eat into the corner of the 199 pot shops, like that used by a toilet, but why I could not find searched the first floor, so I went to the second floor, second floor is also decorated the empty nothing, but found to have a toilet door failed to be close to * repair, do not use *, I really could not help myself, though he Panax twenty-first, anyway, no one around, Tuolekuzi squatted on toward the toilet, break Para ... ... thrilled!! after I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house downstairs just say, how to empty it once?? even the waiters and reception were gone ... ... So I approached bar, and asked: \When you are not fans? count your lucky.
11 prisoners escaped from prison and ran away fifteen years. He broke into homes in search of food and money one, they found a young couple in bed. Thus, He ordered her husband out of bed and tied him to a chair. and then he will also tied his wife in bed and kissed her long neck, and then went into the toilet. as fugitives in the toilet when the husband to his wife : \He must be in prison too long, many years have not seen a woman, from the way he kisses your neck to see. If he wants to have sex with you, do not resist, do not complain, do as he says, no matter how devastated you must meet his requirements. He must be very dangerous, if he is angry, then we may be killed. You must hold on, baby, I love you. \He told me he was gay, and he thinks you're cute, and asked my family have any Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must hold on, baby, I love you!

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